Holiday Quote Choir Warm-Up: Prelude Verses
It's Turbo Time!
Jean-Claude Van Dipshit just ditched us, sweetie.
There's nothing new in human experience, Mr. Tully. Each generation thinks it invented debauchery or suffering or rebellion, but man's every impulse and appetite from the disgusting to the sublime is on display right here all around you.
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!
[last lines] God bless us, every one.
To me, you are perfect.
Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to... It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles.
Worse?! How could they get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!!
First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink.
Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.
Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
I never thought it was such a bad little tree. Maybe it just needs a little love.
Were you scared? I tried to make Jim go back, but, you can't make Jim do anything. Thank you for not telling them that we...
In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!